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portentouscatastrophe:

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

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portentouscatastrophe:

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

me

(Source: earth-song, via coffee-run)

delberticus:

If you make fun of people trying to better themselves at the gym you’re a piece of shit.

(via fuck-yeah-fitness)

Some people just don’t when to get the hiny to leave. Like actually invited themselfs to stay.

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via justanothergirlon)

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